Funny Questions & Answers
Question: Why did the computer squeak?
Answer: Because someone stepped on its mouse!
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Question: What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?
Answer: A screensaver!
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Question: Where do all the cool mice live?
Answer: In their mouse pads
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Question: What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?
Answer: Lots of memory!
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Question: Why did the kid study in the airplane?
Answer: Because he wanted a higher education!
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Question: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom?
Answer: His keys were inside the piano!