Funny Questions & Answers

Date: 24 December 2024 - 21:55

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Question: Why did the computer squeak?

Answer: Because someone stepped on its mouse!

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Question: What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?

Answer: A screensaver!

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Question: Where do all the cool mice live?

Answer: In their mouse pads

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Question: What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?

Answer: Lots of memory!

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Question: Why did the kid study in the airplane?

Answer: Because he wanted a higher education!

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Question: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom?

Answer: His keys were inside the piano!