Question: What does a nosey pepper do?
Answer: Gets jalapeno business!
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Question: What do you call a fake noodle?
Answer: An Impasta
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Question: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Answer: An Investigator
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Question: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Answer: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
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Question: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
Answer: "You can't tuna fish."
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Question: What do you call a pile of kittens
Answer: A meowntain
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Question: What do you call a baby monkey?
Answer: A Chimp off the old block.