A man, in a sarcastic manner, tells the lady handling tickets at the airport, and weighing in the baggage: “Send one of my bags to New York, one to Denver, and one to Miami.”
The lady replies, “We can’t do that sir.”
The man replies, “Sure you can, you did it just a week ago.”
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A man comes home after being out all night. When he arrives home his wife is glaring at him. She asks him, “Why did you decide to show up at 6 in the morning?”
The man stumbles a bit, and replies “I want some breakfast.”
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A man has always had the dream of being in a circus. He approaches a man in charge of a circus and tells him, “I can do the best bird impression you have ever seen.”
The man in charge says, “That’s nothing special, a lot of people can do bird impressions.”
The man turns and says, “Okay.” Then he starts to flap his arms and flies away.