Funny Questions & Answers
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
Because they don’t have the guts!
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Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese!
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Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Frostbite!
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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!