Funny Questions & Answers

Date: 10 December 2024 - 21:51

News ID: ۱۳۴۵۳۶

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

Because they don’t have the guts!

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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

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Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?

Frostbite!

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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!