JOKES
Kamran, Fariborz, and Bahman are driving down a highway and their car breaks down. It’s a three hour walk to the petrol station.
They plan to carry their gas tank there and bring it back full.
For the first hour Kamran will tell a happy story, for the next hour Fariborz will tell a sad story, and for the last hour Bahman will tell a scary story.
After two hours of walking it is Bahman’s turn and he says “Okay guys... I forgot the money.”
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A guy is in a car accident and he breaks both of his legs. He calls the police and they ask him what street he is on and he says “I’m on Schlepsentle Road.”
The officer says “Can you spell that sir?”
The man thinks for a while and answers “I’ll crawl over to Oak.”
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A man has a curse; he is only able to say a single word every year. But if he doesn’t say a word that year he can say two the next year, then three, and so on.
One day he meets a beautiful woman and wants to ask her to marry him, but he has no words saved up so he must wait four years.
So he waits four years and he is finally able to ask her the question. He looks her in the eyes and says “Will you marry me?”
She looks back at him with a smile and twinkle in her eye and replies “Come again?”