JOKES
At the mall, my five-year-old grandson joined the other children in line waiting to sit on the Easter Bunny’s lap. When it was his turn, Jake didn’t move; he just stared.
“Don’t you want to sit on the bunny’s lap?” I asked.
“No!” he shouted. “There’s a man in his mouth!”
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Customer: Can you help me find a book?
Seller: Of course. Do you know the author or title?
Customer: Well, I was at the beach and I saw this girl reading a purple book. She looked like she was really enjoying it. I want that book.
Seller: Ma’am, you’re going to have to be more specific. There are a lot of books with purple covers.
Customer: Can’t you search on your computer for purple books?
Seller: Unfortunately, no.
Customer: In that case, I’ll take my business to a bookstore that has better computers.
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“Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?” I asked my friend.
“He wants to be a garbage-man,” he replied.
“That’s an unusual ambition to have at such a young age.”
“Not really. He thinks that garbage-men work only on Tuesdays.”