Funny Questions & Answers
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because it was stuffed!
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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling very well!
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What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A woolly jumper!
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Why did the math book look so sad?
It had too many problems!