Funny Questions & Answers

Date: 17 December 2024 - 22:09

News ID: ۱۳۴۸۰۳

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because it was stuffed!

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What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman!

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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

It wasn’t peeling very well!

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What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper!

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Why did the math book look so sad?

It had too many problems!