Funny Questions & Answers
Question: How do you stop a bull from charging?
Answer: You unplug it!
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Question: How do you fix a broken tomato?
Answer: With a can of tomato paste.
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Question: It took 10 workers 10 days to build a bridge. How long would it take 5 workers to build the same bridge?
Answer: None—it’s already built!
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Question: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Answer: Because they’re so good at it!
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Question: Why do porcupines always win the game?
Answer: They have the most points.
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Question: Why was the broom running late?
Answer: It over-swept.