Funny Questions & Answers

Date: 12 September 2023 - 22:26

News ID: ۱۱۹۳۱۶

Question: How do you stop a bull from charging?

Answer: You unplug it!

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Question: How do you fix a broken tomato?

Answer: With a can of tomato paste.

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Question: It took 10 workers 10 days to build a bridge.  How long would it take 5 workers to build the same bridge?

Answer: None—it’s already built!

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Question: Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Answer: Because they’re so good at it!

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Question: Why do porcupines always win the game?

Answer: They have the most points.

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Question: Why was the broom running late?

Answer: It over-swept.