JOKES
Reporter: Have you seen any impact of Goods and Service Tax?
Waiter: Yes, earlier they used to click pictures of food in India.
Now they click pictures of the bill.
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Mafia Don’s son failed school exams……
Father: How was your exam?
Son: Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing.
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Parents asked college watchman: Is this a good college?
Watchman: Probably the best. I did my engineering here & got campus placement.
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Teacher: Why have you got cotton in your ears, do you have an infection?
Student: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and comes out from the other one, so I am trying to keep them it all in!