JOKES

Date: 09 May 2023 - 22:26

News ID: ۱۱۴۸۷۹

Reporter: Have you seen any impact of Goods and Service Tax?

Waiter: Yes, earlier they used to click pictures of food in India.

Now they click pictures of the bill.

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Mafia Don’s son failed school exams……

Father: How was your exam?

Son: Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing.

Parents asked college watchman: Is this a good college?

Watchman: Probably the best. I did my engineering here & got campus placement.

Teacher: Why have you got cotton in your ears, do you have an infection?

Student: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and comes out from the other one, so I am trying to keep them it all in!