JOKES
A man comes home after being out all night. When he arrives home his wife is glaring at him. She asks him, “Why did you decide to show up at 6 in the morning?”
The man stumbles a bit, and replies “I want some breakfast.”
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A wife texts her husband while he is at work saying “Windows frozen.”
He responds “Pour some room temperature water over it.”
She texts him “No longer frozen, computers dead.”
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Bahman has tried out for every school play since 2nd grade and he finally gets a part. He rushes home and yells to his father, “I got a part! I got a part!”
His dad asks him, “Oh yeah? Who do you play?”
His son replies, “I play a man who’s been married for 30 years with 4 children.”
The father says, “Oh, I’m sorry son. Maybe next time you’ll get a speaking part.”