JOKES

Date: 31 January 2023 - 21:38

News ID: ۱۱۱۹۸۸

A man comes home after being out all night. When he arrives home his wife is glaring at him. She asks him, “Why did you decide to show up at 6 in the morning?”

The man stumbles a bit, and replies “I want some breakfast.”

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A wife texts her husband while he is at work saying “Windows frozen.”

He responds “Pour some room temperature water over it.”

She texts him “No longer frozen, computers dead.”

Bahman has tried out for every school play since 2nd grade and he finally gets a part. He rushes home and yells to his father, “I got a part! I got a part!”

His dad asks him, “Oh yeah? Who do you play?”

His son replies, “I play a man who’s been married for 30 years with 4 children.”

The father says, “Oh, I’m sorry son. Maybe next time you’ll get a speaking part.”