Funny Questions & Answers
Question: Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery?
Answer: So he could loaf around!
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Question: Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?
Answer: It was too heavy to carry!
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Question: What is the world’s tallest building?
Answer: The library because it has the most stories.
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Question: What vegetables to librarians like?
Answer: Quiet peas.
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Question: Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?
Answer: It always went back four seconds.
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Question: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it already had a million degrees!
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Question: What wears glass slippers and weighs over 4,000 pounds?
Answer: Cinderellephant