Funny Questions & Answers

Date: 27 December 2022 - 22:15

News ID: ۱۱۰۶۳۴

Question: Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery?

Answer: So he could loaf around!

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Question: Why did the farmer ride his horse to town?

Answer: It was too heavy to carry!

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Question: What is the world’s tallest building?

Answer: The library because it has the most stories.

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Question: What vegetables to librarians like?

Answer: Quiet peas.

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Question: Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?

Answer: It always went back four seconds.

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Question: Why didn’t the sun go to college?

Answer: Because it already had a million degrees!

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Question: What wears glass slippers and weighs over 4,000 pounds?

Answer: Cinderellephant