JOKES
The world’s first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew. The plane taxied to the loading area automatically, its doors opened automatically, the steps came out automatically. The passengers boarded the plane and took their seats.
The steps retreated automatically, the doors closed, and the airplane taxied toward the runway.
“Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen,” a voice intoned.
“Welcome to the debut of the world’s first fully computerized airliner. Everything on this aircraft is run electronically. Just sit back and relax. Nothing can go wrong ... Nothing can go wrong...nothing can go wrong.... nothing can go wrong... nothing can go wrong...”
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Teacher: “What is the purpose of having school?”
Student: Without school there wouldn’t be a reason for holidays and summer vacation.
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A school kid asks his teacher: “Is it true that the law of gravity keeps us on Earth?”
The teacher replied: “Yes.”
The kid then asked: “What kept us before the law was passed?”