Teacher: How old is your dad.
Student: He is as old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: Because he became a dad only after I was born.
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A teacher asked student; what is the full form of Maths?
The student answered, ‘Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students’
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Teacher: You promised me to submit me a paragraph, right?
Student: Yes Sir.
Teacher: And I also promised that if you fail to submit it, I will punish you, right?
Student: Yes Sir, so it will be fair if you break your promise too.
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Student: A teacher