One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher. Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid - the parrot was his at last!
As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the auctioneer, "I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can’t talk!”
"Don’t worry,” said the auctioneer, "He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?”
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A man has always had the dream of being in a circus. He approaches a man in charge of a circus and tells him, "I can do the best bird impression you have ever seen.”
The man in charge says, "That’s nothing special, a lot of people can do bird impressions.”
The man turns and says, "Okay.” Then he starts to flap his arms and flies away.
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A man owns a rabbit farm and is known around the world for his rabbits who can lift more than any man. A little boy asks him "How do you keep your rabbits so strong?”
The man replies, "It’s no secret.” He pulls out a bottle of shampoo and says, "Keeps your hares strong!”
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