Question: What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Answer: Want to go for a spin!
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Question: What kind of shorts to clouds wear?
Answer: Thunderwear!
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Question: What did the beaver say to the tree?
Answer: It's been nice gnawing you!
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Question: Why did the leaf go to the doctor?
Answer: It was feeling green!
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Question: Why did the pine tree get into trouble?
Answer: Because it was being knotty
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Question: What is the opposite of a cold front?
Answer: A warm back
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Question: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
Answer: You're shocking!