JOKES

Date: 08 February 2022 - 21:33

News ID: ۹۹۸۲۷

A tree walks into a bank and asks for a loan. The teller says, “You’ll have to speak to our branch manager.”
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A wife and her husband are at the dentist. The wife tells the dentist, “I don’t have time for anesthesia, just hurry up and pull it.”
The dentist replies, “You sure are a brave woman. Just show me which tooth it is and you’ll be on your way.”
The woman turns to her husband and says, “Open your mouth honey.”

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Teacher: Give me a sentence that starts with the letter, “I”.
Student: Okay! I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Don’t say ‘is’ after “I”. Always put ‘am’ after “I”.
Student: Okay! I am the ninth letter of the alphabet!