JOKES

Date: 18 January 2022 - 21:31

News ID: ۹۹۰۳۴

Kid: (returning from his match in his floor) “Mom”, can I have an apple?
Mom: Baby, you just ate one.
Kid: An apple a day keeps the doctor away and I just broke his window.
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Wife: Do you want meal?
Husband: What are my choices?
Wife: Denial or acceptance.
Child: With report card in hand.
Mother: So what’s your final grade?
Child: Underwater
Mother: what does that mean?
Child: Below C LEVEL (Sea.. you know..)