JOKES

Date: 04 January 2022 - 21:54

News ID: ۹۸۵۵۴

A cheap man goes to a restaurant with his wife and son. When he gets in he asks the host: “How are your prices?”
The host replies: “Well kids eat free.”
The man replies “My son is really hungry; he’s going to have three plates.”
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A panda walks into a restaurant and after thinking it over, the waiter lets him stay.
The panda eats his dinner and asks for a check. He looks at the check, nods his head, and shoots the waiter in the knee.
The waiter runs over and looks at the table. The panda had left an open dictionary of the table, turned to the page with “Panda” on it.
He reads the description “Panda; n. Large mammal from central Asia. Eats shoots and leaves.”
A boss was complaining in a staff meeting one day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read “I’m the Boss”. He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said, “Your wife called, she wants her sign back!”