JOKES

Date: 14 December 2021 - 21:35

News ID: ۹۷۷۵۴

Teacher said the students to convert the sentence “I killed a person” into future tense.
Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is “U will go to jail”!
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Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?
Johnny: Sun
Teacher: Why?
Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Africa.
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, a police officer was interrupted by a little girl about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, she asked, “Are you a police officer?”
“Yes,” He answered, and continued writing the report.
“My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?”
“Yes, that’s right,” He told her.
“Well, then,” she said as she extended her foot towards him, “would you please tie my shoe?”