JOKES

Date: 07 September 2021 - 21:33

News ID: ۹۴۱۱۷

Friend A: Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?
Friend B: He wants to be a garbage man.
Friend A: That’s an unusual ambition to have at such a young age.
Friend B: Not really. He thinks that garbage men work only on Tuesdays.

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A man called his child’s doctor, “Hello! My son just snatched my pen when I was writing and swallowed it. What should I do?”
The doctor replied, “Until I can come over, write with another pen.”

A mom and a son come home from the grocery store. The boy immediately empties out a box of animal crackers and the mom asks him why.
The boy says, “You should not eat it if the seal is broken, so I’m looking for the seal.”