JOKES

Date: 27 July 2021 - 21:40

News ID: ۹۲۷۶۵

Mother: Eat your bread.
Child: I don’t like bread. Why do I have to eat the bread?
Mother: So you become big and strong.
Child: Why do I have to become big and strong?
Mother: So you can provide the daily bread to your family.
Child: But I don’t like bread!
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What did one candle say to the other?
I’ll be going out tonight.
Little child asks his father: “Where does the wind come from?”
Father: “I don’t know.”
Son: “Why do dogs bark?”
Father: “I don’t know.”
Son: “Why is the earth round?”
Father: “I don’t know.”
Son: “Does it disturb you that I ask so much?”
Father: “No son. Please ask. Otherwise you will never learn anything.”