JOKES

Date: 15 June 2021 - 21:31

News ID: ۹۱۳۳۶

Kid comes home from 1st day at school
Mother: What did you learn today?
Child replies: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
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Teacher: How do you spell “crocodile”?
Student: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
Teacher: No, that’s wrong.
Student: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Teacher: What are some products of the Brazil?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
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Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention here?
Student: Yes mam, I am paying as little attention as I can.