JOKES

Date: 11 June 2019 - 21:36

News ID: ۶۶۸۸۲

Teacher: Tell the class what book you read.
Student: Black Beauty.
Teacher: And tell the class what it was about.
Student: It was about 120 pages.
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Son: Dad, I’m tired of doing homework.
Father: Now, son, hard work never killed anyone.
Son: I know, but I don’t want to be the first!
Tommy dropped out of school and his buddy asked: "Why?”
"I got discouraged, that’s all. I flunked every subject except geography.”
"Every subject except geography? How do you explain that?”
"I didn’t take geography!”
Teacher: So your dog ate your homework?
Student: Yes, teacher.
Teacher: And where is your dog right now?
Student: He’s at the vet. He doesn’t like math any more than I do.