JOKES

Date: 28 August 2018 - 22:23

News ID: ۵۶۷۷۰

Doctor: "You must lose weight immediately! Do not take in more than thousand calories per day!”
Patient: "Before or after meals?”
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Teacher: "OK class, who will give me the chemical formula for water?"
Student: "HIJKLMNO."
Teacher: "What on earth are you on about?"
Student: "Well you said yourself yesterday it was H to O!"
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Daddy reads some bedtime stories to make little Jonny fall asleep.
Half an hour later mommy opens quietly the door and asks: "And, is he asleep?”
Little Jonny answers: "Yes, finally.”
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Hello doctor, can you look at my laptop?
Why?
It looks like it caught a virus.
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