Funny Questions & Answers

Date: 13 February 2018 - 20:51

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Question: Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?
Answer: He heard someone had stolen a base!
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Question: Why did the book join the police?
Answer: He wanted to go undercover!
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Question: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
Answer: The scientists were brainstorming!
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Question: What do lawyers wear to court?
Answer: Lawsuits!
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Question: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Answer: Sue
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Question: What kind of car does a farmer drive?
Answer: A cornvertable!
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Question: What do you call a flying police officer?
Answer: A helicopper!