Funny Question & Answers

Date: 23 September 2025 - 22:11

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Question: What do you call a sleeping bull?

Answer: A bull-dozer

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Question: Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Answer: They are always stuffed!

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Question: Where do polar bears vote?

Answer: The North Poll

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Question: Why did the snake cross the road?

Answer: To get to the other ssssssside!

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Question: What fish only swims at night?

Answer: A starfish!

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Question: What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip?

Answer: Bison!

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Question: What do you call a bear with no ears?

Answer: B!