JOKES

Date: 10 June 2025 - 22:28

News ID: ۱۴۰۴۷۲

Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today.

School Secretary: Who is this?

Pupil: This is my father speaking!

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Son: I can’t go to school today.

Father: Why not?

Son: I don’t feel well

Father: Where don’t you feel well?

Son: In school!

Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: Because of the sign.

Teacher: What sign?

Student: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”