JOKES

Date: 14 November 2023 - 21:56

News ID: ۱۲۱۴۷۳

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing.”

Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: ““Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”

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A boss was complaining in a staff meeting one day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read “I’m the Boss”. He then taped it to his office door.

Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said, “Your wife called, she wants her sign back!”

The first twelve months of children’s lives are spent teaching them to walk and talk. The next seventeen years are spent telling them to sit down and shut up!