JOKES

Date: 30 May 2023 - 22:47

News ID: ۱۱۵۶۴۵

Kid: (returning from his match in his floor) “Mom”, can I have an apple?

Mom: Baby, you just ate one.

Kid: An apple a day keeps the doctor away and I just broke his window.

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Wife: Do you want meal?

Husband: What are my choices?

Wife: Denial or acceptance.

Child: With report card in hand.

Mother: So what’s your final grade?

Child: Underwater

Mother: what does that mean?

Child: Below C LEVEL (Sea.. you know..)