JOKES

Date: 23 May 2023 - 22:47

News ID: ۱۱۵۳۶۸

Mother: Eat your bread.

Child: I don’t like bread. Why do I have to eat the bread?

Mother: So you become big and strong.

Child: Why do I have to become big and strong?

Mother: So you can provide the daily bread to your family.

Child: But I don’t like bread!

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What did one candle say to the other?

I’ll be going out tonight.

Little child asks his father: “Where does the wind come from?”

Father: “I don’t know.”

Son: “Why do dogs bark?”

Father: “I don’t know.”

Son: “Why is the earth round?”

Father: “I don’t know.”

Son: “Does it disturb you that I ask so much?”

Father: “No son. Please ask. Otherwise you will never learn anything.”