JOKES

Date: 28 February 2023 - 21:46

News ID: ۱۱۲۹۲۷

A man walks into an interview and hands the manager his resume.

The manager looks over the sheet, and notices that the man has been fired from every job he has ever held.

“I have to say,” said the manager, “your work history is awful. You’ve been fired from every job.”

“Yes,” says the man.

“Well,” continues the manager, “there’s not much I can do with this.”

“Hey!” says the man as he pokes the resume.

“At least I’m not a quitter.

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Little boy goes to the manager at convenience store and asked, “Is this store open all day, seven days a week, 365 days a year?”

“Yes,” the manager answered, puzzled at the question.

“Well, then,” he continued as he walked out, “why are there locks on the doors?”

Teacher: What happens when Carbon Monoxide reacts with 2 Molecules of Iron??

Student: COFFEE!!

Teacher: HOW?

Student: CO + 2Fe = COFFEE!!