JOKES

Date: 29 November 2022 - 21:01

News ID: ۱۰۹۵۷۲

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, a police officer was interrupted by a little girl about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, she asked, “Are you a police officer?”

“Yes,” He answered, and continued writing the report.

“My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?”

“Yes, that’s right,” He told her.

“Well, then,” she said as she extended her foot towards him, “would you please tie my shoe?”

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A few old couples used to get together to talk about life and to have a good time. One day one of the men, Harry, started talking about this fantastic restaurant he went to the other night with his wife.

“Really?” One of the men said, what’s it called? After thinking for a few seconds the Harry said, “What are those good smelling flowers called again?”

“Do you mean a rose? The first man questioned. “Yes that’s it,” he exclaimed. Looking over at his wife he said, “Rose what’s that restaurant we went to the other night?”