JOKES

Date: 01 November 2022 - 21:32

News ID: ۱۰۸۴۹۵

“An abstract noun,” the teacher said, “is something you can think of, but you can’t touch it. Can you give me an example of one?”

“Sure,” a teenage boy replied. “My father’s new car.”

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Teacher: Give me a sentence that starts with the letter, “I”.

Student: Okay! I is the...

Teacher: Stop! Don’t say ‘is’ after “I”. Always put ‘am’ after “I”.

Student: Okay! I am the ninth letter of the alphabet!