JOKES

Date: 16 August 2022 - 21:39

News ID: ۱۰۵۸۱۹

Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so much?

A. They can’t stand fast food.

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Husband: “Oh the weather is lovely today. Shall we go out for a quick jog?”

Wife: “Hahaha, I love the way you pronounce ‘Shall we go out and have a cake’!”

Tom walks into his boss’ office and tells him, “Sir, I know things are going the best around here but I have three companies that have contacted me recently. I would like a raise.”

His boss agrees and after debating the amount for a while they agree on a 5 percent raise. When Tom gets up to leave his boss asks him, “What companies contacted you?”

Tom smiles and says, “The cable, electric, and water companies.”

Two men are out hunting when one of them suddenly drops dead. He calls the emergency immediately. The operator says: “Can I help you sir?”

The man replies: “I think my friend is dead! Send an ambulance! Bus what should I do?”

The operator replies: “Okay, calm down sir. First we have to make sure he is really dead.”

There is silence, then a gun shot, then the man comes back on the line and tells: “Okay, he is dead for sure. What now?”