JOKES

Date: 14 June 2022 - 21:29

News ID: ۱۰۳۶۷۸

The magical golden fish agreed to grant three men a wish each.

The first man wished for a room full of gold.

The second man wished for a room full of diamonds.

The third man wished for keys to those rooms.

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A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence.

“My father grows beans,” said one girl.

“My mother cooks beans,” said a boy.

A third student spoke up, “We are all human beans.”

Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

A: “You’re too young to smoke.”

A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace. What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight,” he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.

Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”