JOKES

Date: 31 May 2022 - 22:19

News ID: ۱۰۳۲۳۱

Teacher: What are some products of the Brazil?

Student: I don’t know.

Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?

Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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Teacher: How do you spell “crocodile”?

Student: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

Teacher: No, that’s wrong.

Student: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention here?

Student: Yes mam, I am paying as little attention as I can.

Kid comes home from 1st day at school

Mother: What did you learn today?

Child replies: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.