JOKES

Date: 10 May 2022 - 22:06

News ID: ۱۰۲۴۱۰

Son: Hi mom I am home early today.

Mother: Why are u home early today?

Son: Because the teacher said “at the end of this ruler is an idiot.”

Mother: And…?

Son: And I asked, which end.

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Mother: Son why are you home early today?

Son: Because I was the only one that could answer a question.

Mother: Oh, what question?

Son: Who threw the eraser at the principal?

Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: It rained last night. The road was so wet and slippery that for every step I made forward, I slipped backwards two steps.

Teacher: Well, if it rains again tomorrow, start walking in the opposite direction.