JOKES

Date: 05 April 2022 - 21:57

News ID: ۱۰۱۲۸۸

A church puts out a wanted ad for somebody to ring their bell each day. A man with no arms replies to the want ad. The priest asks him “How can you ring a bell with no arms?”

The man runs into the bell face first and the bell rings loud and beautifully. The priest gives him the job. One day he misses the bell though and falls to his death. The priest and several other people come to the man’s side and one of them says “Who is he?”

The priest replies “I don’t know. But his face sure rings a bell.”

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A man owns a rabbit farm and is known around the world for his rabbits who can lift more than any man. A little boy asks him: “How do you keep your rabbits so strong?”

The man replies: “It’s no secret.” He pulls out a bottle of shampoo and says: “Keeps your hares strong!”

Bahman approaches a sales lady at a store and says “I would like to buy my wife some nice gloves.”

The sales lady responds “Well that’s a nice surprise!”

“Yeah it is,” Bahman continues, “She’s expecting a diamond ring!”