JOKES

Date: 15 March 2022 - 22:04

News ID: ۱۰۱۰۷۰

An antique dealer is walking through town and sees a cat drinking milk from a saucer in a shop window. He is shocked when he realizes that the saucer is very rare and expensive.

He enters the shop and asks the owner: “Hey, I really like the cat. Would you be willing to sell it to me?”

The store owner replies: “Not for sale.”

The antique dealer thinking quickly responds: “I’ll give you $100 for it.”

The shop owner agrees and the antique dealer grabs the cat. The antique dealer acts like he is about to leave, then adds: “Oh, would you mind throwing in the saucer, the cat seems to like it!”

The shop owner replies: “No, that’s my lucky saucer. I’ve sold hundreds of cats since I got it.”

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A kid was in the hospital because he ate six plastic horses. The doctor described his condition as “stable”.