The little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised.
He tapped her on the shoulder and said…. “I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t get better grades….. somebody is going to get a spanking…”

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“An abstract noun,” the teacher said, “is something you can think of, but you can’t touch it. Can you give me an example of one?”
“Sure,” a teenage boy replied. “My father’s new car.”

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Teacher: Give me a sentence that starts with the letter, “I”.
Student: Okay! I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Don’t say ‘is’ after “I”. Always put ‘am’ after “I”.
Student: Okay! I am the ninth letter of the alphabet!