Mother: I need to speak to the doctor, it’s an emergency; my infant has a temperature of 101.
Doctor to Secretary: Find out how she’s taking the temperature.
Secretary: How are you taking it?
Mother: Oh, I’m holding up OK.
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Due to a job transfer, Bahman moved from his hometown to a new city. Being that he had a very comprehensive health history, he brought along all of his medical paperwork, when it came time for his first check up with his new Doctor.
After browsing through the extensive medical history, the Doctor stared at Bahman for a few moments and said, “Well there’s one thing I can say for certain, you sure look better in person than you do on paper!”
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A few old couples used to get together to talk about life and to have a good time. One day one of the men, Harry, started talking about this fantastic restaurant he went to the other night with his wife.
“Really?” One of the men said, what’s it called? After thinking for a few seconds the Harry said, “What are those good smelling flowers called again?”
“Do you mean a rose? The first man questioned. “Yes that’s it,” he exclaimed. Looking over at his wife he said, “Rose what’s that restaurant we went to the other night?”