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News ID: 93567
Publish Date : 24 August 2021 - 22:54
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Question: What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Answer: Time to get a new clock.
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Question: How does a cucumber become a pickle?
Answer: It goes through a jarring experience.
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Question: Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Answer: Because she wanted to go to high school.
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Question: Where would you find an elephant?
Answer: The same place you lost her.
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Question: How does a scientist freshen her breath?
Answer: With experi-mints.
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Question: How are false teeth like stars?
Answer: They come out at night.

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