Little Johnny’s teacher asks him, "If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more cats; how many would you have?”
Little Johnny replies, "Seven!”
His teacher asks him again more slowly, "If I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more cats; how many would you have?”
But again Little Johnny replies, "Seven!”
Next she asks, "If I get two cats, then two more, and two more cats; how many would I have?”
Little Johnny replies, "Six!”
"Good Job Johnny! Now if I gave you two cats, then two more, and two more cats; how many would you have?”
Johnny thinks for a second, "Seven.”
His teacher gets mad, "Johnny, where do you get seven?!”
Johnny replies, "You gave me six cats, and I already have a freaking cat!”
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A man was telling me he was thinking about opening several underground water storage facilities.
I replied, "well, well, well.”